"Causes of Road Rage"

Criteria: Road rage is bad (um-kay). It's hard to find someone who hasn't at least once (if not numerous times) felt the urge of road rage caused by the high level of idiotic drivers. People are rude and they can't drive and they're only concerned about themselves. This list is meant to highlight the things that drive us over the edge while on the road.

Overview: we agreed that anything involving motor vehicles was fair game, even if It happened in a parking lot, for example.

Rob's Notes: I tried to remain consistent with this theme; the things that make me most angry are the blatantly obvious examples of people believing that the world revolves around them and we should all stop and/or change what we're doing to accommodate them. Whether it is intentional on their part, or sheer ignorance caused by self absorption, it's unacceptable and it drives me insane.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I hate all you people that do these things. You people who don't know where you are going are terrible, but the people who know that a lane is about to end are the worst. Why are you soooooo special?????? Do you have a special pass??? If not learn how to drive and until then stay off the roads you JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rob's Top 5
Causes of Road Rage

5. Not pulling up in fast food drive-through after placing order, thus leaving long gaps between cars and making it impossible for other people to place their orders
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4. Not entering the freeway fast enough.

3. Cutting me off. Or pulling in front of me and then driving slowly.

2. Slowing down or stopping in a moving lane of traffic while they figure out where they're going.

1. Driving slow and not getting over while in the fast lane

 

Arnie's Top 5
Causes of Road Rage

5. Rubber-Neckers

4. Not using turn signals, when turning into driveway

3. People not waiving to say thank you.

2. People not knowing where they are going, in and out of turns, and driving slowly.

1. Waiting till the last Goddamn minute to merge.