Wednesday May 30th, 2007

TOP 5 RUDEST THINGS PEOPLE DO IN MOVIE THEATERS

Overview: A major movie chain (Regal Cinemas) has just announced that customers will be given “people meters” allowing them to buzz the manager during a movie to report rude behavior by other customers.

Criteria: Anything that detracts from the pleasure of other movie goers being able to enjoy the film.

Rob's Notes: Society is more rude and self centered than ever before; we see it on our roads, in the grocery store and, yes, in our movie theaters. Children are out of control and people care only about their ability to enjoy a film, disregarding others’.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, if you show up to a movie and there are NO seats together, than tough titties!!!!!!!!! If you can't show up in time to get a good enough seat don't even think about asking me to move because I AIN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got there in time to get my seat, you should try harder next time, and by the way enjoy the movie in the front row, LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5. Hogging the arm rest

4. Violation of space barrier (sitting too close to me when plenty of seats are available)

3. Uncontrolled children

2. ALL talking louder than a whisper

1 Bumping the back of my seat while exiting or entering the row behind me

Arnie's Top 5

5. Talking to the screen

4. Sucking the Absolute last drop of Soda out of the cup.

3. Getting up and down throughout the movie

2. Applauding the end of movie

1. Asking people to move down a seat because they are to lazy to show up on time.