Thursday February 19th, 2008
TOP 5 THINGS WE'D DO WITH $787 BILLION
Overview: President Obama’s economic stimulus package (which will do nothing to stimulate anything) was signed into law this week, at a price tag of $787 billion. Think about it; it takes 99 million dollars plus 1 more million to make 100 million dollars. Now add 900 million more dollars and you have only your first billion. Now add 786 more billion bucks. Christ, that’s a lot of money.
Criteria: No limits. It doesn’t have to have anything to do with helping the country or anything like that. We’ve got $787 billion, we can buy criteria.
Rob's Notes: Enough with all of the idiotic chain emails about how we could give every American a check for $2,623.00. Big whoop. Guess what? That also would do nothing to stimulate the economy. Besides, this list isn’t about “helping the economy” it’s about us.
Arnie's Notes:
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5. Buy alaska and make Sarah Palin my sex slave
4. Buy the SFO 49ers and restore pride
3. Buy every copy of the sopranos finale and destroy them
2. Buy twiiter, facebook and every other social networking site and shut them off
1. Buy Geiko, fire the british gecko and make Mrs. Buttersworth the official spokesperson
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5. Build a Nuclear Proof House
4. Buy the Presidency
3. Dawn's Soul
2. Buy All my favorite sports teams
1. Pancakes
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