Wednesday April 19th, 2006

"TOP 5 MOST UNSEXY WOMEN"

Criteria: On the heels of a magazine's list of the 100 unsexiest male celebrities, we decide that in the interest of equal rights, we also needed a list of unsexy women. Rob and Arnie are just the guys to do it. The only rule; they have to be alive the date of this list.

Overview: Many things make women unattractive, like Katie Couric's mouth, but we'd still nail her. Being unsexy is a whole other level of badness. It involves hygiene, an unkempt look, bad attitude, truly ugly physical features and an array of qualities that make you say, "not if I was the last man on earth…" Also, any woman who we be able to have "grudge sex" with does not qualify.

Rob's Notes: Simply ugly women can still have sexy sides to them based on their attitude. For example, if Kirstie Alley would lose another 75 pounds she'd be a great lay because you can tell she has a fun attitude about sex. These women on my list, however, are just flat out unsexy because of the way they carry themselves, how they view life and their overall appearance.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, these are flat out bitches!!!!! There is no way in hell that I could or would ever have sex with any of these sea donkeys. I would probably throw up as soon as Cathy Bates touched my nads. As far as Whoopi goes, I would rather have my nuts shot off then do it with her. The only reason Barbara Streisand is number one is because I wouldn't get to sex with her she would most likely be hurt too badly.