Wednesday June 13th, 2007

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING OR BECOMING A FATHER

Overview: Happy Father's Day….it's time once again to honor Dad's across America by recognizing the horrible reasons why most men regret every donating their sperm in the first place.

Criteria: These are the things that make men wish they could go back in time and never have had sex in the first place. Romanticize parenthood all you want, the truth of the matter is that it's not all fun and glamour.

Rob's Notes: If I could get over all of these things, I would make a great dad but society has done a wonderful job of making the task almost unbearable. That and the fact that kids suck until they reach the age of being interesting…usually around 14. They're fun for a few years between 7-9. then they suck again for 5 years, then they're fun for 1 year and then suck until they turn 30.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, there are tons of crappy, horrible all around bad things about becoming a father, it was hard as hell to limit it to just 5. But come on, when you have a kid does that mean you give up EVERYTHING??????? If so, please sign me up as soon as possible, I CAN'T F&*$IN' WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!