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Wednesday, April 15th, 2008

TOP 5 WORST DAYS OF EVERY YEAR

Overview: April 15th is widely loathed and agreed to be one of the worst days of every year as Americans are forced to file their income taxes. In honor of tax day, we list the five worst days that occur each and every year.

Criteria: Any recurring annual event, ranging from holidays to events to milestones and everything in between can be considered.

Rob's Notes: There aren’t many days I wake up and go “oh, man, I want it to be tomorrow,” but certain days I just loathe, either based on the behavior of all people around me or the overall feeling that the day brings with it.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, there is nothing really that I hate more than seeing some crappy little snot nosed pants peeing kid come to my work because daddy has to bring him there. Well, except for trying to be nice to Dawn on her Birthday.

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5. Earth Day. Ridiculous, made up, worthless symbolism at it’s worst.

4. April 2oth. Not only do the potheads drive me insane with their asinine “happy 4/20 crap,” it’s also part of the 48 hours of hysteria that represents the anniversaries of everything horrible from Hitler’s birthday to the Oklahoma City bombings to Columbine.

3. 2 days after the Super Bowl. Football season is over.

2. Every first day back after any time off.

1. New Year’s Eve. Amateur night for people that can’t drink, as well as a meaningless turning of a calendar which represents…nothing. If you were fat and unwilling to work out on December 31st, you’ll be exactly the same the following year, loser.

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5. St. Patrick's Day

4. Feburary 29th

3. Earth Day

2. Take your kid to work day

1. January 17th. Dawns birthday

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