TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT EASTER

Overview: Celebrating Easter after the age of 8 should be outlawed except for purely legitimate religious beliefs. Dying eggs, making baskets, and pretending to be religious by going to Church on Easter when you never go any other time of the year except Christmas are all just stupid.

Criteria: The worst things about Easter must be mainstream and relatable, not family specific and vague. Individual traditions don't apply.

Rob's Notes: I always thought Easter was stupid, even as a kid. What kind of holiday uses a bunny as its symbol? And as for the religious connotations, spare me the melodrama…if Jesus comes back he'll shake my hand and thank me for not wasting my life waiting around for him.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, Egg hunts are the dumbest thing. Really a bunny is going to hide eggs?????? Why isn't a chicken doing it????? Did the Bunny steal the eggs? There you go, have a holiday celebrating a criminal. Peter EGG STEALER!!!!!!!!!!