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Thursday May 17th, 2007 

TOP 5 WORST THINGS EVER SERVED AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS

 

Overview: No one living loves fast food more than Arnie (just look at him) and Rob has certainly had his share. We LOVE fast food, but we also love our sports teams, parents and pets and none of that love makes them infallible. This list is meant to document the greatest mistakes, past and present, made by fast food joints.

Criteria: National fast food chains must be used, not regional or lesser known places like "white castle." Any item that ever appeared on any fast food menu is eligible.

Rob's Notes: Fast food is meant to be quick, good and gross. Gross, in this context, is a good thing. All of these idiotic attempts by the Nanny State Police to make fast food healthy won't work and always result in poor sales. Beyond that, let's just admit that certain things don't need to be made "fast," like ribs and fish.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I'm sooooooooo sick and tired of being stuck behind one of these fat, smelly, overall terrible moms at the Fast Food place. All she wants to do is shut her damn rat ass kid up and to do so she needs to get the singing crab that was supposed to be in the kids meal, instead she got the horny shark that the kid already had. Now she's holding everyone up and making a scene, just move you damn COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rob's Top 5

5. Bar Food (Poppers, etc)

4. Milk (that's just dumb…get a soda, plus milk out of a small carton is gross)

3. McRib (tastes like cough syrup)

2. All fast food fish products

1. ALL healthy menu items, ever.



Arnie's Top 5

5. Soup

4. Salad Shakers

3. Skinless Fried Chicken

2. Baked Apple Pie

1. Happy/Kids Meals


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ROB ARNIE & DAWN