Wednesday September 14th, 2005

"TOP 5 WORST GIFTS TO GIVE"

Criteria: This is not a specific list of personal awful gifts we've received, rather it is a general list of absolute crap tat no one should give to people they care about ever.

Overview: Sometimes you see people receive garbage, sometimes you receive it yourself, other times you hear it advertised and think, "what a crappy gift that would be." Any of those types of things were considered.

Rob's Notes: We have different lists only because there are so many examples of horrible gifts.


Arnie's Notes: Look, you people that give the gift of golf to a person need to know we don't want to go with you, that's why you are number one on my list. The whole "day" to yourself ends up only being about a half hour long, thanks honey, what can I do for you now. People you need to listen to what people want and ask for, like CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rob's Top 5 Top 5
Worst Gifts

5. Useless trinkets related to a person's hobby (like a mug that says #1 golfer)
4. Charity donation in the recipient's name
3. Anything homemade
2. Crap not on the recipient's list
1. Any gift that forces the recipient to interact with the gift giver (like 2 tickets to a Kings game, and the recipient has to take the gift giver with him).

HONORABLE MENTION
Star registry
Hickory farms variety packs
Personalized crap (like a paperweight with your name on it)
Just a card

Arnie's Top 5
Worst Gifts

5. Dinner, Lunch, any meal
4. A fake day to yourself.
3. A donation to a charity in YOUR name.
2. Crap that you don't ask for.
1. Things that the giver expects you to do or take them the giver with you.

HONORABLE MENTION
Cards,
Sports apparel for teams you don't like