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Wednesday October 29th, 2008

TOP 5 WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES EVER

Overview: Halloween has become the second most popular holiday of the year in America and as a result people have been forced to become more “creative” with their costume choices…not always a positive thing. Over the years we have encountered poor kids forced to look ridiculous as a result of their lot in life, as well as people who simply choose to be stupid as a result of kitchy-ness. These are our worst.

Criteria: Any costume we have ever seen, heard of or even worn that simply is awful.

Rob's Notes: Creativity is the key to a great Halloween costume while remember a few rules; First of all, if you aren’t funny, then don’t try to create a funny costume. Secondly, no one gives a damn about your crappy political beliefs. Thirdly, remain either topical or timeless; there is no in-between.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, if you want to go as Teddy Rosevelt then you are a tool!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean the meaning of Halloween is supposed to be scarry and for kids.  WHich also means no more making yourself a slut that day

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5. Anything homemade unless your mother is Betsy Ross

4. All madu-up costumes like aluminum foil man

3. That smartass who wears his normal clothes and a t-shirt that says "this is my costume"

2. A ghost wearing a tie

1. All political statements. Going as a melting iceberg and claiming to be "global warming" is not fun

5. Styrofoam Cup Man

4. Anything from Saturday Night Live

3.
Any Political Statement

2. ANYTHING with the words DIRTY, SEXY or NAUGHTY

1. Any Historical Figure that's not scary

 

ROB ARNIE & DAWN