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Wednesday May 14th, 2008

TOP 5 WORST KIDS MOVIES

Overview: To celebrate the release of the second in the dopey “Narnia” series, we honor the worst of all of the kids movies ever to be forced upon the American public.

Criteria: We’re ranking movies meant for kids, not the worst movies for kids to see. Got it? Any family friendly film, animated or otherwise can be considered.

Rob's Notes:Great kids movies are entertaining for adults, keep kids enthralled and ultimately teach them something and not political.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I hated.  Let me say that again, I HATED THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I was stuck on a plane watching that terrible piece of crap that put male penguins down throughout the whole movie.  Obviously made by some man hating lesbian that thinks all men are good for is filling their seed.  Don't see this movie, it will make you more dumb than you already are.

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

HONORABLE MENTION -
Bambi (traumatizes kids)

5. All Harry Potter films (teaches kids it's okay to be a dork)

4. Daddy Day Care (teaches kids that men are inept)

3. Free Willy. You can't ride a god damn whale.

2. Free Willy. You can't ride a god damn whale.

1. Spy Kids. Teaches kids that they can do anything, even be a CIA operative. Kids, you can't anytyhing. in fact, you won't be able to do most things in life.

5. Baby Genius

4. Baby Genuis

3. All Harry Potters

2. All Air Buds

1. All Air Buds

 

ROB ARNIE & DAWN