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Wednesday May 28th, 2008 TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL Overview: The Fourth Indiana Jones movie is out and it SUCKS to high heaven. It is not funny, creative, or in keeping with the tradition of the original trilogy. This list documents the worst of the worst. Criteria: Any scene, actor, character or moment that occurred in or was blatantly missing from the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull can be considered. Rob's Notes:This was a bad movie, period. The villain (Cate Blanchett) was horribly un-interesting, the over the top cartoonish presentation of the 50’s was campy at best, the CGI was absurd and the chase scene through the jungle that lasted 13 days was far too long and boring. George Lucas eats my ass. He single handedly destroyed one of the greatest movie franchises with this film by not only making it boring and stupid, but also by taking shots at earlier Jones’ movies by killing off Indiana’s father (despite the fact that he drank from the Holy Grail) amongst other things. Arnie's Notes: Look here, Shia Laboof is the WORST actor of our generation. He makes Leonardo DeCaprio look like a goddamn genius!!!!!!! He made the list twice because he doubly sucks in this film and should never take work again because he is so damn bad. AND THERE IS NO PLACE IN AN INDIANA JONES MOVIE FOR BEINGS FOR OUTER GODDAMN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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