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Wednesday October 24th, 2007

TOP 5 DUMBEST AND WORST THINGS PARENTS DO AT HALLOWEEN

Overview: Halloween has gotten more and more popular, more and more stupid and more and more riddled with paranoia. No one is more guilty of ruining Halloween than the parents of America who destroy their children’s ability to have fun, exploit them and ruin the day for everyone, even adults without kids.

Criteria: Anything parents do on a somewhat common basis is eligible.

Rob's Notes: Nothing gets under my skin quicker than idiotic parents who coddle their children, make them afraid of the world and over-protect them to the level of raising blithering idiots incapable of functioning in our society. Most of my top 5attacks those parents.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, parents have gotten dumber and dumber and make me sicker and sicker.  Especially this time of year.  It is a day for the kids so stop horning in on their candy.  I mean how stupid does a grown woman look dress like an enormous M&M???

 

 

Rob's Top 5

5. X-raying candy (it's a
myth...the razor blade
thing never happened.

4. Not letting them gorge
on candy and get sick and
learn a valuable lesson
about gluttony.

3. Allowing their rat kids
to wear costumes that
have political messages,
like a burning globe to
represent global warming.

2. Allowing boys to dress
in any girl costumes...
wussies.

1. Dressing up their babies
and taking them outside
exposing them to elements
and a possible TB outbreak




Arnie's Top 5

5. X-ray their kids candy

4. Ask the stupid question,
"Who are you supposed to be?"

3. Dress up the BABIES
and take them out.

2. Take the kids to houses
with no LIGHTS ON!!!!!!!

1. Dress up with their kids
and go trick or treating.


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ROB ARNIE & DAWN