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Wednesday October 15th, 2008

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT PUMPKINS

Overview: It’s that Halloween time of the year and, well, we’re running out of ideas for Top 5 lists so here we go with our list of the worst things about one of Halloween’s preeminent symbols; the pumpkin.

Criteria: Anything that has to do with pumpkins, inside or out and/or what we do with them or to them can be considered.

Rob's Notes: I hate Halloween and loathe pumpkins; what a useless gourd.

Arnie's Notes: Pumpkins have to be the dumbest fruit known to man.  What purpose do they even serve, oh I know to mess up your house and make it stink.  I can't wait til fall is over and I don't have to see another one of these EYESORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5. Burnt pumpkin smell

4. Pumpkin soup, candles, seeds, cookies and anything else related to Pumpkin that isn’t pie.

3. That damn spiky, annoying, worthless stem.     

2. Their price. I’ve seen them as cheap as $3 each and as expensive as $9…for a damn squash we’re going to hack up for no reason!

1. The stringy gross-ass guts. Worthless, vile, annoying gourd weeds is all they are.

5. They Stink

4. They are Messy

3.
The Smashing Pumpkins

2. They attract kids and flys

1. They are GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ROB ARNIE & DAWN