Home
Rob
Arnie
Dawn
Producers
Features
RAD Store
TOP 5 - ARCHIVES

Wednesday March 21st, 2007 

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT SPRING

Overview: The Equinox is upon us which means flowers bloom, animals give birth, it's lighter later and Summer is just around the corner, along with a bunch of other crappy, depressing stuff.

Criteria: Anything that happens specifically in the Spring season is allowed.

Rob's Notes: There is a lot to like about Spring, in fact it's my second favorite season of the year, behind winter (I love the rain) but some really dopey things occur during this season as well.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, fat girls no matter what time of year it is, it is ALWAYS too cold for you to wear a half shirt. Why???? BECAUSE YOUR FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don't give you an out for it being warmer outside. And by the way, Dawn is the main reason for number 2. That's all she EVER says.

Rob's Top 5

5. Pastels

4 People/businesses who refuse to turn on their air conditioning, even though it's above 80 degrees.

3. Allergy melodrama

2. People are too active

1. Easter

Arnie's Top 5

5. Using the word SPRING as a verb TOO much

4. Allergy Medication Commercial

3. The phrase SPRING FEVER

2. Hearing how we went right from Winter to Summer

1. Fat Girls STARTING to wear less clothing.

ROB ARNIE & DAWN