Wednesday May 30th, 2007

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT SUMMER BBQ'S

Overview: Memorial Day signifies the unofficial start to barbequing season and that means lots of invitations to peoples' houses to eat, stand around and chat.

Criteria: Anything that traditionally happens at a common American BBQ party.

Rob's Notes: BBQ's are just another form of forced socialization designed to make you like people. Mediocre food, hot weather, and screaming kids are just a few of the reasons to avoid these parties at all costs.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, if you put fruit cocktail in your jello it does not make it a salad, no matter how hard you try!!!!!!!!! And for the love of God bar-b-que's are supposed to be fun and with CRAPPY kids there you really can't cuss, which means you can't and won't have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5. Food Not As Good As Mine

4. Nothing to do other than talk (no games, pool table, sports on TV, etc.)

3. Having to meet new people

2. People who are melodramatic about how hot it is (it's Summer for Christ's teeth!)

1. Not being at my home

Arnie's Top 5

5. Talking to people you don't know.

4. Kids......in EVERY form

3. People who usually don't drink that get HAMMERED!!!!

2. Lack of a Slip-n-Slide

1.Stupid Salad Combos