Home
Rob
Arnie
Dawn
Producers
Features
RAD Store
TOP 5 - ARCHIVES

Wednesday June 21st, 2006

"TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT SUMMER"

Overview: There are four seasons per year and they all suck somehow. Our job is to find the negative aspects about things people try to sugar coat. Everyone gets excited about Summer because they can go to the beach and the days are longer, blah blah blah. Great, there's plenty to bitch about too.

Criteria: The list has to be about things specific only to Summer, not any other season.

Rob's Notes: I hate people that bitch about the weather, because there's nothing you can do about that at all so you won't find "the heat" on my list. There are plenty of other non-heat related items that suck about summer.

Arnie's Notes: You fattys do this all year, but summer time is the worst. Why? Because hot girls are the only ones who should be wearing anything skimpy or see through. As far as kids go, they should be in school year round because it's hot, and hot poop does not smell that good.  

Rob's Top 5

5. Fat/pregnant women wearing too little clothing
4. People who mow their lawns at 9pm because they think it's ok since it's still light outside
3. People bitching about the heat 2. Too many active people
1. Rat kids out of school and in public

HONORABLE MENTION

Skin Cancer police ("oooh, you got some sun, you're going to get cancer!")

Arnie's Top 5

5. Wimbledon
4. People telling you how sunburnt you are.
3. Speedos
2. Children on the loose
1. Fat girls not wearing enough clothes


HONORABLE MENTION

Hearing about wildfires, and drought

ROB ARNIE & DAWN