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Wenesday August 1st, 2007

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT TEENAGERS

Overview: We all know that America is headed straight to Hell in hand basket on a rocket ship, and there is no bigger cause for that decline than the American youth, specifically snot nosed teenagers. While it would take a lifetime to list all of he things wrongs with kids today, these are the most vile.

Criteria: Any common defect in the seemingly average American teen is an allowable entry, from stupidity to immaturity to insolence .

Rob's Notes: MThe future of the country is very bleak. If teens aren’t vandalizing something, they’re leaving their backpacks somewhere they can be tripped over of putting a metal pipe through their face and calling it “art.”

Arnie's Notes: Ok, so instead of writing out an explanation of my list I'm going to go through each one for you stupid ass TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rob's Top 5

5. The inability to count
back change

4. Calling me sir

3. Cough medicine is hard to find

2. TV shows like “One Tree Hill”   

1.  The mumbling  

 

Arnie's Top 5

5.  Friends.  Because when there
is more than one, you KNOW they
are up to no good.

4.  Activities.  These usually range
from vandalism, to hate crimes to
loitering.

3.  Smell.   Teenagers flat out stink.  
Use some deodorant!!!!!!

2.  Overall Appearance.  This is
everything from their baggy jeans,
to their bones in the nose, you are
a HUMAN BEING, act like it!!!!!!

1.  PUNK ASS ATTITUDES.  Look
here, you don't know everything you
are a teenager scumbag!!!!!!!!!

 

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ROB ARNIE & DAWN