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Wednesday February 12th, 2008

TOP 5 WORST WAYS TO PROPOSE

Overview: With Valentine’s Day comes the biggest cliché known to the modern world, the act of proposing marriage on February 14th.

Criteria: Anything we’ve every heard of, seen, read about or even thought of that involves proposing marriage is a stupid, yet real way, can be considered.

Rob's Notes: As with most things in life, I believe that there is no need to make a spectacle of yourself when proposing marriage. People who have the desire to say “look at me and look how happy we are,” are just begging for public approval and are truly pathetic. I have molded most of my list around such losers.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, when you ask some broad to marry you don't make a scene.  People around you DON'T GIVE A DAMN about your happiness.  So stop trying to force it down our throats.  To tell you the truth when you do propose like that out in public more people than not are rooting against you.  JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5.   On any stadium Jumbo-tron

4. On the radio

3. At a family function/holiday

2. The woman has to do it (man up, jerk)

1. On Valentine’s day. What a tired cliche...

 

Arnie's Top 5

5. At Any Sporting Event

4. In a family style restaraunt

3. Skywriting

2. In Soup or Cereal

1.
Any type of O-Gram.  Singing, Ballon, or even Tel

HONORABLE MENTION:
In a Puzzle

ROB ARNIE & DAWN