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Wednesday July 18th, 2007

TOP 5 WORST WEDDING
AND RECEPTION TRADITIONS

Overview: The topic of the moment as we write this is Arnie's wedding, which just occurred. On the heels of the record setting number of 7/7/07 nuptials, now is as good a time as any to point out the dumbest, most stupid, embarrassing things people do at their "big days.

Criteria: We are not limited merely to traditional "traditions" like stupid dances and speeches and tosses, but also to popular "antics" that have become almost traditional now.

Rob's Notes: The thing I hate most about weddings are the amateur comedians that think just because a celebration is going on, it's akin to "America's Got Talent." People who lamely try to play pranks on the wedding party or be funny at the reception should be skinned.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, mobie DJ's are the worst!!!!! I don't care if you are one or had one at your wedding, mine was terrible. Not only did he give me CD's of his own music, but he announced my wife and I as "The United STATES" get it????????? Because my last name is STATES!!!!!! HAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5. Kids and/or animals in the ceremony

4. Receiving lines

3. The DJ.

2. Shoving cake into each others' faces

1 Best Men who pretend to
lose or forget the bride's ring



Arnie's Top 5

5. Lighting of Candle/Pouring of Sand in glass

4. Shoving Cake in each others mouths

3. Any of the Stupid Dances

2. The Bouquet Toss

1. The Shitty DJ's



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ROB ARNIE & DAWN