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Wednesday December 13th, 2006

 TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES

Overview: Christmas parties thrown by companies are simply a part of the American workforce culture. Plenty of stories of the office drunk, the office hook-up and the office puker come down the pike every year.

Criteria: Our lists shall include both generally horrible things (bad food selection) as well as specific things specific companies do (assigned seating) that are stupid.

Rob's Notes: Office Christmas parties are nothing more than forced socialization. I work with these people, why do I want to socialize with them? I don't!

Arnie's Notes: I'm at a party, I don't want to see Stan from accounting because I see his lame sorry ass all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why not serve Bar B Q at these parties, I mean EVERYONE LOVES BAR-B-Q, not some stale ass fish that no one likes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5. No-host bars

4 Assigned seating

3. Drunk co-workers that will make out with you but not have sex with you 2. Gag gift exchanges

1. The speeches

Arnie's Top 5

5. Gag gifts

4. Year end Awards

3. The Speeches

2. Chilien' Sea Bass, and other crappy food.

1. The people you work with are there

ROB ARNIE & DAWN