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Wednesday November 30th, 2005

 

"Top 5 Christmas Songs"

Criteria: The Holidays are officially here and Christmas music can be heard everywhere. Much of it is great and classic, but some it just plain sucks and never should have been recorded. In order to make our list, All of the songs nominated have to be recorded and exposed on a national level.

Overview: Parody songs, serious songs done in a crappy way, religious tunes, all were eligible. Even songs that are just plain annoying.


Rob's Notes:
: I love the holidays and my wife and I have hundreds of Christmas songs in rotation at the house right now. Some tunes just plain suck ass, though. I hate stupid, silly tunes and I hate songs done badly. Those are the criteria for my list.


Arnie's Notes: I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick of Patsy and Elmo's Grandma song. As soon as I hear that I remember why I don't like the holidays. The song is stupid and really Grandpa is going to get over it so quickly. Sorry to all you Silent Night fans, but the song is slow boring and depressing, aren't the holidays like that enough on their own??

Rob's Top 5

5. Little Drummer Boy (bar-rum-ba-bum-bum my ass)

4. Wonderful Christmastime (paul Mccartney)

3. Santa Baby (Madonna)

2. Happy Christmas, war is Over (John Lennon and Yoko Ono's anti-American clap-trap garbage)

1. I am Santa Clause (stupid parody of "Iron Man") e

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Grandma Got run Over By a reindeer

12 Days Of Christmas

AC/DC's "Misstress forChristmas"

Anything by the damn Chipmunks

Feliz Navidad (speak American, damnit)

Arnie's Top 5

5. Porkey Pig's Blue Christmas

4. Silent Night

3. 12 Days of Christmas

2. The baby's, cat's, dog's and chickens singing ANY Christmas song.

1. Grandma got run over by a Raindeer
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HONORABLE MENTION

"All I want for Christmas is my 2 Front teeth"

Feliz Navidad


ROB ARNIE & DAWN