Wednesday December 6th, 2006
TOP 5 DUMBEST/WORST THINGS PEOPLE PUT ON THEIR CHRISTMAS TREES
Overview: Christmas Trees are meant for lights and ornaments, period. They are not display cases for your holiday crap so follow the old school rule and Keep It Simple, Stupid.
Criteria: Anything we've ever seen or heard of being put on a Christmas tree that doesn't fall under the heading of lights or traditional ornaments is allowed.
Rob's Notes: I love Christmas, but there are a lot of really stupid things that people do. Fake snow on a tree? What asshole is going to think that it actually snowed in your house? And popcorn is for eating, you jerks.
Arnie's Notes: Popsicle sticks are GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to touch your spit and tongue on the tree so please stop using them. Fake snow could be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard of, you people that put that on your trees should loose all rights to ever having any trees.