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Wednesday December 6th, 2006

TOP 5 DUMBEST/WORST THINGS PEOPLE PUT ON THEIR CHRISTMAS TREES

Overview: Christmas Trees are meant for lights and ornaments, period. They are not display cases for your holiday crap so follow the old school rule and Keep It Simple, Stupid.

Criteria: Anything we've ever seen or heard of being put on a Christmas tree that doesn't fall under the heading of lights or traditional ornaments is allowed.

Rob's Notes: I love Christmas, but there are a lot of really stupid things that people do. Fake snow on a tree? What asshole is going to think that it actually snowed in your house? And popcorn is for eating, you jerks.

Arnie's Notes: Popsicle sticks are GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to touch your spit and tongue on the tree so please stop using them. Fake snow could be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard of, you people that put that on your trees should loose all rights to ever having any trees.

Rob's Top 5

5. Cards

4 Popcorn

3. Fake Snow

2. Fire retardant

1. Anything homemade by kids

Arnie's Top 5

5. Too big of lights

4. Fake Snow

3. Pictures drawn by kids

2. Popcorn/food that isn't meat

1. Anything made with Popsicle sticks

HONORABLE MENTION

Meat products that could spoil

ROB ARNIE & DAWN